Benedict Cumberbatch deleted shower scene from Star Trek Into Darkness
(via sherleck)
Ways to kill your enemies
I know way too much about killing people because of this website
I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW
by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them
bubble tea of death
Bubble tea of death
Also the marbles absorb water, so once they get inside you, they’ll start expanding even more and basically take all the fluid out of your body and you’ll very slowly dehydrate to death.
Basically Bubble Tea of Death
i really want to see someone get murdered this way on supernatural
(via therealinsanaty)
Captain Kirk’s guide to Fighting.
- The Kirk Kick
- The Kirk Drop Kick
- The Bowling Ball
- The Human Projectile
- The Kirk Chop
- The Wall of Destruction
- The Scissor Choke
- The Kirk Double Fist
(via wholockpotterhead)
Oh god this is perfect.
this looks like an introduction for a reality tv show.
(Source: kitteninatrenchcoat, via wholockpotterhead)
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
(via madithefreckled)